minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted
and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this
imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign
My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn’t mean anything where I didn’t have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.
I’m so enchanted by Käärijä’s green glitter eyeshadow and Häärijäs yellow eyeshadow
They’re green lashes 👀👀👀👀
salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
What makes you an outcast to tumblr culture
unfamiliar with Ancient Greek plays and mythology
never listened to Hozier
not a fan of Richard Siken poems
never watched a superwholock show
fav social media sit isn’t tumblr
is a part of/works for @staff
is not on or needs any medication (antidepressants included)
straight and cis
never read/watched anything by Neil Gaiman
never been on ao3 (even once)
Other/want to see results
Reblog for sample size. I’m multiple of these, but pick the one you resonate with most.








